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I lekse til i morgen skulle vi finne et dikt på engelsk som vi skal kunne fremføre utenat.
Dette kom jeg på litt sent, altså i dag, så jeg har saumfart internettet!!
Etter mange tårevåte, triste og dype dikt kom jeg over en side med mange morsomme dikt. Og plutselig fikk jeg problemer med å velge bare et :o

Den første her ville jo vært passende til meg ;)

My Dog Ate My Homework

My dog ate my homework.
That mischievous pup
got hold of my homework
and gobbled it up.

My dog ate my homework.
It's gonna be late.
I guess that the teacher
will just have to wait.

My dog ate my homework.
He swallowed it whole.
I shouldn't have mixed it
with food in his bowl.

--Kenn Nesbitt

Denne kunne jo passe litt med tanke på at halloween snart er her..

Halloween is Nearly Here

A Funny Halloween Poem for Kids

Halloween is nearly here. I've got my costume planned. It's sure to be the most horrific outfit in the land. If you should see me coming you may scream and hide your head. My get-up will, I guarantee, fill every heart with dread. My costume may cause nightmares. Yes, my mask may stop your heart. You might just shriek and wet yourself, then squeamishly depart. And yet, I won't be dressing as you might expect me to. I will not be a vampire or ghost that hollers "boo!" I won't look like a werewolf or a goblin or a ghoul, or even like a slimy blob of deadly, dripping drool. I will not be a zombie or some other horrid creature. No, this year I'll be much, much worse... I'm dressing as a teacher. --Kenn Nesbitt Men pga min historie med læreren ble det dette: You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball You can argue with a tennis ball or argue with your hat. You can argue with bananas or a broken baseball bat. You can argue with your locker. You can argue with your shoe. You can argue all day long until your face is turning blue. You can argue with a pickle. You can argue with a bee. It's a fact that you can argue with most anything you see. You can argue with the football field or argue with the bleachers. But I've found it isn't very smart to argue with the teachers. --Kenn Nesbitt Ønsk meg lykke til ;)